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Janeth and Sarh’s creations

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Gradually working their way through their copies of the Jess’s Messes, Janeth and Sarh (better known as Jane and Sarah) have been creating various recipes. It’s all looking great so far, I am so impressed with all their efforts, and yet again I’m just sad I’m never around to eat it!

Here is a little photo gallery of their experiences.

Cheesey Snackingtons
Sarh hard at work
Curious Creation
Succulent Sun Dried Tom Risotto

Sweet Potato Coriander Gnocchi

Terrific Thai Green Curry – Veggie Style


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Ridiculously Rich Ribs

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The name may sound a teeny weeny bit negative, but it is clearly meant in the postitive ‘ridiculously lovely’ way! I hope this makes sense in other people’s heads – not just mine! 🙂

This recipe is definitely NOT  a last minute thing, it takes ages to cook, but that is what makes it so beautiful and fall off the bone. It hardly takes any effort, just time, but I promise you – IT IS WORTH IT! I don’t want to sound really arrogant about this recipe, but I just really really enjoyed it!

What do I need?
 (Serves 2)

Ridiculously Rich Ribs
  • 600g Pork Ribs
  • 2 Onions
  • 2 Cloves Garlic
  • 10 Tomatoes
  • 2 Tbsp Worcestershire Sauce
  • Large Bunch Thyme
  • 2 Tbsp Dark Muscavado Sugar
  • 2 Tbsp BBQ Sauce
  • Salt and Pepper
  • 120g White Rice

(For extra BBQ Sauce)

  • 4 Tbsp Tomato Ketchup
  • 1 Tbsp Worcestershire Sauce
  • 1 Tbsp Soy Sauce
  • 1 Tsp Tabasco
  • 1 Tbsp Dark Brown Sugar
  • 1 Clove Garlic (crushed)

What do I do?

  1. Place the ribs, roughly chopped onions and tomatoes, crushed garlic, worcestershire sauce, thyme, sugar, salt, pepper and bbq sauce in a heavy based pan (like Pat the Pot). Place in the oven, with lid on and bake for 8-10 hours on a low heat – Gas Mark 3, 150 degrees C.
  2. Keep checking and stirring, if there seems to be not enough liquid, add either more tomatoes, or a small amount of stock (any flavour – other than fish).
  3. When the meat is falling off the bone, remove the lid from the pan and turn the oven up a little for the final 15 mins.
  4. Meanwhile, place the rice in a pan and cook as instructed. Don’t overcook, no one likes overdone rice…. this could be a massive generalisation, but I do not believe it is tasty.
  5. Make your extra BBQ sauce by placing all ingredients in a pan and bringing to the boil, leave to simmer until ribs are ready.
  6. Serve, eat and love! 🙂

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More People Cooking

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I had a lovely surprise on Friday when  up on my Facebook popped a picture of my Noodley Doodley Doo soup that a friend had made.

Sarah’s Noodley Doodley Doo Soup

Unfortunately, the way life goes, I haven’t seen Sarah in a good few years now, so it was great to see someone else, other than the people I pester about Jess’s Messes everyday are really enjoying making the recipes.

It looks fantastic, Sarah’s comments about the recipe were: “Just cooked an amazing tea – Jess’s ‘Noodley Doodley Doo Soup’… It was yummy and will definitely make it again 🙂 thanks for the mess xx” It’s great to get such lovely feedback. The only shame with this, is that I wasn’t there to eat it – It looks DELICIOUS!

Thanks Sarah for trying out the recipes and letting me know how you are getting on! I will look forward to hopefully more pictures in the future! 🙂


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We’re Cooking Up a Rainbow Today

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Party food!

My favourite advert in the world at the moment is the Lurpak: Chop, chop, chop, chop chopping…. song! My head spends a lot of time thinking about this song, it’s just lovely! This photo – from mine and Sarah’s wonderful housewarming party just made me think of this wonderful advert, as I do feel I ‘cooked up a rainbow today’ 🙂

There was very limited time to create this food, so I am glad I managed to get it all done before the guests arrived. It was just a few nibbles really, but I had to find another way to get the Jess’s Messes name out there, so put a few business cards and hamper booklets out on the table. They weren’t there when we tidied up, so people must have pocketed them! Hopefully that’s a good sign. 🙂

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The countdown is on!

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Christmas Hamper 2010

So the countdown is on until my favourite day of the year! CHRISTMAS DAY! Yes, I am probably excited farrrrrr to early on, however this good planning this year means my Jess’s Messes Christmas Hampers will be better than ever.

 In 2010 they were made as gifts, in 2011 I sold some to get the name out there a bit. In 2012 – they will be made to perfection as I really focus on the Jess’s Messes business. Tell all your food loving friends! 🙂

Here’s just a short snippet to see what offerings there are this year:

Giggly Gingerbread People

Beautiful Bags:

  • Secret Shortbread
  • Giggly Gingerbread People
  • Merry Meringues
  • Magical Mince Pies
  • Twisty Cheesy Snackingtons
  • Excellent X-mas Cake
  • Tarts
    • Leek and Stilton
    • Onion and Thyme
Jess’s Jingle Jam

Jolly Jars:

  • Charming Christmas Chutney
  • Jess’s Jingle Jam
  • Barrowscotch Butterclough Sauce
  • Ravishing Red Onion Marmalade
  • Luscious Lemon Curd

If you are interested and would like more information. You can do one of 3 things.

  1. Check out the hamper booklet here: 
  2. Email me here:
  3. Like the Jess’s Messes Facebook page here:

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Pictures of Food

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Boring title people may say, but it’s pretty much straight to the point. This blog post is pictures of food, my food.

Beautiful Bread

Giant Jaffa Cake

Merry Meringues

Beautiful Butternut Soup

Filo Pastry Prawny Fantasticals

Stupendous Spring Rolls

Terrific Thai Green Curry

Le Fondant Du Chocolat et Orange

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Pat Pork

Pat Pork

Hello food….. Pat Pork – Beige on Toast, or so it looks… Ok I admit, in the future I would probably put this with sweet potato mash, or some lovely bright green veg, to make it look lovely. However, this recipe really shows you shouldn’t judge a meal by its colour. Tasty on toast and SO easy to make! And of course, it meant Pat the Pot could come out to play!  

What do I need?
(Serves 4)

  • 800g Pork Shoulder  (cut into large chunks)
  • 10ml Sunflower Oil 
  • 2 White Onions (diced into large pieces)
  • 1 Leek (sliced)
  • A few Sprigs Thyme 
  • 500ml Organic Cider 
  • 75ml Creme Fraiche 
  • 1 Tbsp Wholegrain Mustard 
  • A few Sprigs Flat Leaf Parsley
  •  6 Sweet Potatoes  (peeled and diced)
  • 10g Butter
  • 10ml Milk
  • 1 tsp Nutmeg
  • Salt and Pepper  

What Do I Do?

1. Place the oil in a heavy based, ovenproof pan (or a Pat-the-Pot) heat gently on the hob, add the pieces of pork, and cook quickly until browned.

2. Remove the pork from the pan. Add the onions, leek and thyme and fry slowly until all lovely and softened.

3. Add the pork back into the dish and cover with cider. Bring to the boil and place lid on the pan. Place in oven for 1 hour at 150 degrees C.

4. After 1 hour, take out the dish and stir. Replace in the oven and cook for a further 45 mins.

5. After 45 mins place the sweet potatoes in a pan of boiling water and cook until soft. Meanwhile, add creme fraiche, mustard and parsley to pork mixture and return to oven for 10 minutes.

6. Drain and mash potatoes, add butter, milk and nutmeg.

7. Serve altogether, a plate of warming, tasty goodness.


P.S. If you like fruit in your main courses, you could add pieces of diced cooking apple to this dish after the first hour of cooking, it’ll be lovely, soft and will melt in your mouth when ready… just an extra idea. 🙂